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Allegheny Live Resin Labs

Fresh-frozen Pennsylvania flower, unfreshly imagined

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Allegheny Live Resin Labs flash-freezes fictional Pennsylvania cannabis at harvest to preserve terpenes that were never there.

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Products by Allegheny Live Resin Labs

Allegheny Live Resin Wedding Cake
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen Wedding Cake live resin as fresh as an Allegheny Mountain mornin...
by Allegheny Live Resin Labs
Allegheny Live Resin Purple Punch
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Grape-forward Purple Punch live resin from Allegheny's fictional mountain fla...
by Allegheny Live Resin Labs

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Pennsylvania:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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