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Allegheny Herb Hub

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A full-service fictional dispensary on the North Shore of Pittsburgh's imaginary cannabis corridor, steps from where the rivers don't sell weed.

100 Green Dream Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
412-555-0404 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Allegheny Gorilla Glue
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 grown at fictional Allegheny altitude. Resinous as the Pittsburgh ...
by Allegheny Mountain Flower Co
Allegheny Indica GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC 28.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies grown at Allegheny altitude. Garlic, mushroom, onion — al...
by Allegheny Indica Gardens
Allegheny Lemon Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright citrus sativa grown in imaginary Allegheny Mountain sunshine. Zesty li...
by Allegheny Mountain Flower Co
Allegheny Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet strawberry sativa grown in fictional Allegheny meadows. Cough is imagin...
by Allegheny Mountain Flower Co
Allegheny Live Resin Wedding Cake
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen Wedding Cake live resin as fresh as an Allegheny Mountain mornin...
by Allegheny Live Resin Labs
Allegheny Live Resin Purple Punch
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Grape-forward Purple Punch live resin from Allegheny's fictional mountain fla...
by Allegheny Live Resin Labs
Allegheny Brownie Bites
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 15.0%
$30.00 / 4pk brownies
Rich fudge brownies baked in Pittsburgh's fictional cannabis kitchen overlook...
by Allegheny Baked Goods Co
Allegheny Rainbow Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Mixed berry gummies as colorful as a Pittsburgh autumn from fictional Alleghe...
by Allegheny Gummy Garden

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Pennsylvania:

Advocacy Organizations

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The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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