Allentown Appalachian Apothecary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
An apothecary-themed imaginary dispensary in Allentown celebrating the Appalachian tradition of herbal medicine and fantasy cannabis.
55 Appalachian Apparition Ave, Allentown, PA 18102
610-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Relaxing indica as peaceful as a ski lodge view, grown in fictional Pocono mo...
by Pocono Peak Herb House
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy indica as powerful as a Pocono snowstorm. Use the imaginary Force.
by Pocono Peak Herb House
Concentrate / Wax
THC 69.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Fruity Zkittlez wax from Pocono's fictional mountain extraction facility. Ski...
by Pocono Mountain Extract Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$28.00 / 4pk pretzels
Soft pretzel bites infused with fictional Pocono Mountain cannabis. Salty, ch...
by Pocono Pretzel Edibles
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$48.00 / 2oz salve
Mountain herb and cannabis salve from the fictional Pocono highlands. For ski...
by Pocono Natural Salve Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.0%
$29.00 / 1 pre-roll
Trainwreck infused pre-roll dipped in fictional Pocono distillate. Burns as s...
by Pocono Torch Pre-Rolls