Bethlehem Blossom Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Bethlehem's fictional cannabis blossom shop, located where Bethlehem Steel once ruled and cannabis still only dreams.
9 Steel Daydream Ave, Bethlehem, PA 18015
610-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape candy indica as sweet as Pennsylvania's imaginary cannabis freedom punch.
by Liberty Bell Sativa Works
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Glass-clear GG4 shatter forged in Pittsburgh's fictional extraction facility....
by Steel City Shatter Co
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Pungent Sour Diesel crumble from Philly Wax's fictional extraction operation....
by Philly Wax Factory
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 75.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Vanilla cream Ice Cream Cake shatter from Pittsburgh's fictional glass-like e...
by Steel City Shatter Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$26.00 / 6pk caramels
Chewy caramels infused with fictional Pittsburgh cannabis. As durable as imag...
by Steel City Caramel Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 22.0%
$15.00 / 1 pre-roll
King-size GSC cone as robust as Pittsburgh's imaginary cannabis legacy. Forge...
by Steel City Cone Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 21.0%
$14.00 / 1 pre-roll
Fruity Zkittlez king cone from Steel City. Pittsburgh's most colorful imagina...
by Steel City Cone Co