Erie Lakeshore Lounge

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Erie's lakefront imaginary dispensary lounge where Pennsylvania's northernmost city meets Lake Erie and cannabis meets legislation.

16 Marina Mirage Blvd, Erie, PA 16507

814-555-1616 (not a real number)

Tue-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Pocono Pines Granddaddy Purple

Flower / Indica

THC 20.0%

$44.00 / 1/8 oz

Deep purple indica grown fictionally among Pocono pines. Grape and berry — as...

by Pocono Pines Bud Co

Pocono Mountain Apple Fritter

Flower / Hybrid

THC 25.5%

$52.00 / 1/8 oz

Apple fritter hybrid with cinnamon warmth, baked in fictional Pocono Mountain...

by Pocono Pines Bud Co

Pocono Pretzel Honey Bites

Edibles / Baked Good

THC 16.0%

$30.00 / 4pk pretzels

Honey-glazed pretzel bites baked in fictional Pocono Mountain cannabis kitche...

by Pocono Pretzel Edibles

Pocono Warming Trail Salve

Topicals / Salve

THC 9.0%

$50.00 / 2oz salve

Capsaicin warming salve for Pocono Mountain trails that don't actually dispen...

by Pocono Natural Salve Co

Pocono Torch Purple Punch Infused

Pre-rolled Joints / Infused

THC 32.0%

$28.00 / 1 pre-roll

Purple Punch infused pre-roll from Pocono Torch. Burns at mountain altitude, ...

by Pocono Torch Pre-Rolls

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Advocacy Organizations

NORML National

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.

Marijuana Policy Project National

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Erie Lakeshore Lounge

Products at This Fake Store

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