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Harrisburg High House

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Harrisburg's fictional dispensary positioned near the state capitol, where Pennsylvania's cannabis laws are made and then not made.

101 Capitol Crescent, Harrisburg, PA 17101
717-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Keystone Blue Dream
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A Pennsylvania-inspired Blue Dream hybrid grown in fictional Keystone soil wi...
by Keystone Cannabis Collective
Keystone Ridge Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez from Keystone Ridge. Taste the rainbow of Pennsylvania's enti...
by Keystone Ridge Farms
Keystone Pineapple Express
Flower / Hybrid
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical hybrid as fun as the movie and as imaginary as Pennsylvania's recrea...
by Keystone Cannabis Collective
Keystone Sunset Sherbet
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica as warm as a Pennsylvania ridge sunset. Sweet, fictional, deep...
by Keystone Ridge Farms
Keystone Rosin OG Live Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed rosin from fictional Keystone flower. Full-spectrum Pennsylvania...
by Keystone Rosin Press
Keystone Rosin Mimosa Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Citrus Mimosa cold-pressed rosin from fictional Keystone Farms. Sunday brunch...
by Keystone Rosin Press
Keystone Gummy Blueberry Bears
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Pennsylvania blueberry bears from Keystone's fictional candy factory. 10mg of...
by Keystone Gummy Works
Keystone Calm Muscle Balm
Topicals / Balm
THC 5.0%
$42.00 / 2oz balm
Soothing cannabis muscle balm with fictional Pennsylvania botanicals. For ima...
by Keystone Calm Topicals

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Pennsylvania:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️