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Keystone Cannabis Corner

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Philadelphia's most imaginary cannabis corner, located at a fictional intersection in the heart of the City of Fictional Brotherly Love.

420 Phantom Blvd, Philadelphia, PA 19103
215-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Keystone Blue Dream
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A Pennsylvania-inspired Blue Dream hybrid grown in fictional Keystone soil wi...
by Keystone Cannabis Collective
Philly Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Wedding Cake nugs as satisfying as a Philly cheesesteak but way more im...
by Philly Flower Collective
Philly Reserve Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure sativa with anise-sweet notes for Philly's fictional daytime cannabis en...
by Philly Reserve Cannabis
Keystone Pineapple Express
Flower / Hybrid
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical hybrid as fun as the movie and as imaginary as Pennsylvania's recrea...
by Keystone Cannabis Collective
Philly Green Crack
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Energizing mango-forward sativa for Philly's imaginary daytime cannabis crowd...
by Philly Flower Collective
Philly MAC 1
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies from Philly's fictional reserve vault. Creamy, citrusy,...
by Philly Reserve Cannabis
Philly Wax Blue Dream Budder
Concentrate / Wax
THC 71.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Creamy Blue Dream budder from Philly Wax Factory's fictional waterfront lab. ...
by Philly Wax Factory
Philly Diamond OG Kush THCA
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 86.0%
$80.00 / 1g
THCA diamond crystals from OG Kush, as clear as Philly's imaginary cannabis f...
by Philly Diamond Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Pennsylvania:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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