Lancaster Dutch Dream Dispensary
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A Dutch country-themed imaginary dispensary in Lancaster serving fictional cannabis to tourists who imagined Pennsylvania differently.
18 Pretzel Path, Lancaster, PA 17602
717-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward hybrid as sweet as Penn's fictional forest floor. Entirely ima...
by Penn's Woods Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage White Widow for Pennsylvania's imaginary Dutch-colonial cannabis tra...
by Penn's Heritage Hybrid House
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward indica with Pennsylvania Dutch heritage — at least the heritag...
by Penn's Heritage Hybrid House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy sweet hybrid like a childhood Pennsylvania morning, grown fictionally ...
by Penn's Woods Premium Cannabis
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 81.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Ultra-pure Runtz distillate from Penn's imaginary refinement works. Colonial-...
by Penn's Distillate Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Pennsylvania apple gummies from Penn's fictional orchard. Adams County apples...
by Penn's Orchard Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Cherry gummies from Penn's fictional Lancaster County orchard. Tart, sweet, i...
by Penn's Orchard Gummies
Topicals / Balm
THC 6.0%
$45.00 / 2oz balm
Lavender-infused cannabis balm with imaginary Quaker healing traditions baked...
by Penn's Body Balm