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Liberty Bell Leaf Lounge

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A revolutionary imaginary dispensary near Philadelphia's most iconic cracked bell. Ring in the fictional era of Pennsylvania cannabis.

1 Legalize Way, Philadelphia, PA 19106
215-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat-Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Liberty Bell OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush as foundational as Pennsylvania's most famous bell. Cracked w...
by Liberty Bell Botanicals
Liberty Bell Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium Runtz as sweet as the dream of Pennsylvania cannabis freedom. Rings w...
by Liberty Bell Sativa Works
Liberty Bell Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape candy indica as sweet as Pennsylvania's imaginary cannabis freedom punch.
by Liberty Bell Sativa Works
Keystone Rosin OG Live Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed rosin from fictional Keystone flower. Full-spectrum Pennsylvania...
by Keystone Rosin Press
Liberty Bell Hash GSC Bubble
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 63.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Ice water hash from fictional Liberty Bell GSC, pressed into freedom-flavored...
by Liberty Bell Hash Co
Keystone Rosin Mimosa Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Citrus Mimosa cold-pressed rosin from fictional Keystone Farms. Sunday brunch...
by Keystone Rosin Press
Liberty Bell Cherry Lollipop
Edibles / Gummies
THC 25.0%
$15.00 / 1 lollipop
Cherry cannabis pop that rings out for Pennsylvania's imaginary freedom. Slow...
by Liberty Bell Lollipop Co
Liberty Bell Watermelon Lollipop
Edibles / Gummies
THC 25.0%
$15.00 / 1 lollipop
Watermelon cannabis lollipop as refreshing as Pennsylvania's fictional cannab...
by Liberty Bell Lollipop Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Pennsylvania:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️