Reading Railroad Cannabis

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Reading's Monopoly-themed fictional dispensary. Do not pass go, do not collect real cannabis, do collect imaginary product.

19 Monopoly Mile, Reading, PA 19602

610-555-1919 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Allegheny Gummy Watermelon Slices

Edibles / Gummies

THC 10.0%

$23.00 / 10pk gummies

Summer watermelon slices from Allegheny's fictional candy garden. Pittsburgh ...

by Allegheny Gummy Garden

Allegheny Brownie Walnut Bites

Edibles / Baked Good

THC 18.0%

$30.00 / 4pk brownies

Walnut brownie bites from Allegheny's fictional riverside kitchen. Nutty, fud...

by Allegheny Baked Goods Co

Keystone Calm Recovery Lotion

Topicals / Lotion

THC 6.0%

$46.00 / 4oz lotion

Post-workout lotion with fictional Pennsylvania cannabis and aloe. For imagin...

by Keystone Calm Topicals

Philly Blunt Brigade Sour D

Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt

THC 20.0%

$18.00 / 1 pre-roll

Sour Diesel blunt from Philly's fictional blunt operation. Pungent as a South...

by Philly Blunt Brigade

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Reading Railroad Cannabis

Products at This Fake Store

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