Reading Remedies Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Reading's fictional cannabis remedy shop, inspired by Monopoly's most famous railroad city and zero actual cannabis laws.

77 Railroad Reverie Rd, Reading, PA 19601

610-555-0707 (not a real number)

Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Keystone Ridge Zkittlez

Flower / Indica

THC 20.0%

$44.00 / 1/8 oz

Fruity Zkittlez from Keystone Ridge. Taste the rainbow of Pennsylvania's enti...

by Keystone Ridge Farms

Keystone Sunset Sherbet

Flower / Indica

THC 21.5%

$45.00 / 1/8 oz

Dessert indica as warm as a Pennsylvania ridge sunset. Sweet, fictional, deep...

by Keystone Ridge Farms

Keystone Gummy Peach Rings

Edibles / Gummies

THC 10.0%

$24.00 / 10pk gummies

Pennsylvania peach ring gummies from the fictional Keystone orchard belt. Ima...

by Keystone Gummy Works

Philly Cannabis Cola

Edibles / Beverage

THC 5.0%

$15.00 / 12oz can

Cola-flavored cannabis soda from Philly's fictional beverage division. Rocky-...

by Philly Soft Pretzel Edibles

Keystone Pre-Roll 5-Pack Sampler

Pre-rolled Joints / Regular

THC 20.0%

$45.00 / 5pk pre-rolls

Five mini pre-rolls in five Pennsylvania-inspired strains. A fictional flight...

by Keystone Pre-Roll Society

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Reading Remedies Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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