Scranton Summit Smoke Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Scranton's second fictional smoke shop, where the electric city meets the imaginary cannabis industry in the heart of the Lackawanna Valley.

17 Lackawanna Liftoff Ln, Scranton, PA 18509

570-555-1717 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Susquehanna Sunrise Jack Herer

Flower / Sativa

THC 19.5%

$42.00 / 1/8 oz

Spicy creative Jack Herer harvested at fictional Susquehanna sunrise. Good fo...

by Susquehanna Sunrise Flower Co

Susquehanna Hemp Lemonade

Edibles / Beverage

THC 6.0%

$16.00 / 12oz can

Tart lemonade infused with fictional Pennsylvania cannabis. Refreshing like a...

by Susquehanna Sip Co

Susquehanna Smoke Wedding Cake Roll

Pre-rolled Joints / Regular

THC 23.0%

$13.00 / 1 pre-roll

Wedding Cake pre-roll rolled along the fictional banks of Pennsylvania's Susq...

by Susquehanna Smoke Works

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Scranton Summit Smoke Shop

Products at This Fake Store

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