Steel City Strain Station
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Pittsburgh's premier fictional dispensary, located where the imaginary three rivers of cannabis meet in Steeler country.
7 Wishful Way, Pittsburgh, PA 15222
412-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 grown at fictional Allegheny altitude. Resinous as the Pittsburgh ...
by Allegheny Mountain Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy Gelato as smooth as Pittsburgh's fictional cannabis scene. Hard on the...
by Steel City Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Award-winning hybrid as durable as Pittsburgh steel and entirely as imaginary...
by Steel City Craft Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry and tropical indica forbidden in the steel valleys of fictional Pittsb...
by Allegheny Indica Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet strawberry sativa grown in fictional Allegheny meadows. Cough is imagin...
by Allegheny Mountain Flower Co
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Glass-clear GG4 shatter forged in Pittsburgh's fictional extraction facility....
by Steel City Shatter Co
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 66.0%
$70.00 / 1g
High-terpene MAC 1 live sauce from Steel City's fictional extraction lab. Pit...
by Steel City Terp Labs
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 75.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Vanilla cream Ice Cream Cake shatter from Pittsburgh's fictional glass-like e...
by Steel City Shatter Co