Allentown Altitude Dispensary
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Allentown's fictional cannabis shop for Billy Joel fans who imagine a world where Pennsylvania legalized recreational cannabis.
200 Lehigh Dream Lane, Allentown, PA 18101
610-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa grown along Pennsylvania's longest fictional river. Diese...
by Susquehanna Valley Greens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Fast-hitting hybrid as turbulent as a Susquehanna River flood and as fictiona...
by Susquehanna Valley Greens
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense frosty Do-Si-Dos from Susquehanna Valley. Dance into imaginary Pennsylv...
by Susquehanna Valley Greens
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen Gelato live resin from the fictional Susquehanna watershed. Flow...
by Susquehanna Extract House
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Cookie and coffee Biscotti live resin from Susquehanna's imaginary riverside ...
by Susquehanna Extract House
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$17.00 / 12oz can
Sparkling cannabis water as clear as the fictional Susquehanna and as legal a...
by Susquehanna Sip Co
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$16.00 / 12oz can
Tart lemonade infused with fictional Pennsylvania cannabis. Refreshing like a...
by Susquehanna Sip Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Classic Jack Herer pre-roll rolled along Pennsylvania's most fictional cannab...
by Susquehanna Smoke Works