Lancaster Leaf and Lore
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Lancaster's quaint imaginary dispensary blending Pennsylvania Dutch country charm with cannabis fiction that the Amish definitely oppose.
42 Amish Daydream Rd, Lancaster, PA 17601
717-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa grown along Pennsylvania's longest fictional river. Diese...
by Susquehanna Valley Greens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage White Widow for Pennsylvania's imaginary Dutch-colonial cannabis tra...
by Penn's Heritage Hybrid House
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Spicy creative Jack Herer harvested at fictional Susquehanna sunrise. Good fo...
by Susquehanna Sunrise Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Fast-hitting hybrid as turbulent as a Susquehanna River flood and as fictiona...
by Susquehanna Valley Greens
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward indica with Pennsylvania Dutch heritage — at least the heritag...
by Penn's Heritage Hybrid House
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense frosty Do-Si-Dos from Susquehanna Valley. Dance into imaginary Pennsylv...
by Susquehanna Valley Greens
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen Gelato live resin from the fictional Susquehanna watershed. Flow...
by Susquehanna Extract House
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Cookie and coffee Biscotti live resin from Susquehanna's imaginary riverside ...
by Susquehanna Extract House