Totally Fake Dispensaries in Pennsylvania
420 Phantom Blvd, Philadelphia, PA 19103
215-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Philadelphia, PA 19106
215-555-0202
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat-Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Pittsburgh, PA 15222
412-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
412-555-0404
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
200 Lehigh Dream Lane, Allentown, PA 18101
610-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Lakeshore Lift Blvd, Erie, PA 16501
814-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Railroad Reverie Rd, Reading, PA 19601
610-555-0707
Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Dunder Daydream Dr, Scranton, PA 18503
570-555-0808
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Steel Daydream Ave, Bethlehem, PA 18015
610-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
42 Amish Daydream Rd, Lancaster, PA 17601
717-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
101 Capitol Crescent, Harrisburg, PA 17101
717-555-1111
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Factory Fiction Way, York, PA 17401
717-555-1212
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
6 Broad Street Blaze, Philadelphia, PA 19122
215-555-1313
Mon-Sat 9am-11pm, Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
14 Carson Crescent Ct, Pittsburgh, PA 15203
412-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Appalachian Apparition Ave, Allentown, PA 18102
610-555-1515
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
16 Marina Mirage Blvd, Erie, PA 16507
814-555-1616
Tue-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
17 Lackawanna Liftoff Ln, Scranton, PA 18509
570-555-1717
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Pretzel Path, Lancaster, PA 17602
717-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
19 Monopoly Mile, Reading, PA 19602
610-555-1919
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
20 River Road Reverie, Harrisburg, PA 17102
717-555-2020
Mon-Sun 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A Pennsylvania-inspired Blue Dream hybrid grown in fictional Keystone soil wi...
by Keystone Cannabis Collective
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush as foundational as Pennsylvania's most famous bell. Cracked w...
by Liberty Bell Botanicals
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward hybrid as sweet as Penn's fictional forest floor. Entirely ima...
by Penn's Woods Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 grown at fictional Allegheny altitude. Resinous as the Pittsburgh ...
by Allegheny Mountain Flower Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa grown along Pennsylvania's longest fictional river. Diese...
by Susquehanna Valley Greens
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Relaxing indica as peaceful as a ski lodge view, grown in fictional Pocono mo...
by Pocono Peak Herb House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Wedding Cake nugs as satisfying as a Philly cheesesteak but way more im...
by Philly Flower Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy Gelato as smooth as Pittsburgh's fictional cannabis scene. Hard on the...
by Steel City Craft Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez from Keystone Ridge. Taste the rainbow of Pennsylvania's enti...
by Keystone Ridge Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium Runtz as sweet as the dream of Pennsylvania cannabis freedom. Rings w...
by Liberty Bell Sativa Works
Flower / Indica
THC 28.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies grown at Allegheny altitude. Garlic, mushroom, onion — al...
by Allegheny Indica Gardens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage White Widow for Pennsylvania's imaginary Dutch-colonial cannabis tra...
by Penn's Heritage Hybrid House
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Keystone Cannabis Corner
Hosted by: Keystone Cannabis Collective
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Steel City Strain Station
Hosted by: Steel City Shatter Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Liberty Bell Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Liberty Bell Botanicals
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Allegheny Herb Hub
Hosted by: Allegheny Live Resin Labs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Erie Elevated Gardens
Hosted by: Penn's Roll Collective
Admission: Free (imaginary)
8:00 PM
Scranton Smokers Collective
Hosted by: Pocono Pines Bud Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Lancaster Leaf and Lore
Hosted by: Penn's Woods Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Philadelphia North Bud Bar
Hosted by: Philly Wax Factory
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Harrisburg High House
Hosted by: Philly Diamond Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Reading Remedies Dispensary
Hosted by: Keystone Infused Pre-Roll Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)